Redman843

A message landed in my reddit inbox. Some guy presented himself and provided a picture of a topless girl in her mid 20's standing by a window. This was accompanied with the following request. Strap up peeps. This is tragic. "This is a picture of my girlfriend. Can you give her bigger and firmer boobs? I want to surprise her with it on her upcoming birthday. I thought I would frame it". I believed he was genuine. She was not a super model and it was clear it was taken by an amateur. I carefully responded! "You said surprise her! So she has not given her consent to this?" In which Romeo confirmed! "Well no. It is a surprise". Just let me gather myself here for a moment... This must be the dumbest jizz rag in the history of everything. Picture the scenario! She unpacks the gift, sees herself with boobs that are not her own, looks up at the grinning idiot that passes for a boyfriend and all hell breaks lose. Starting with... "SO YOU DON'T LIKE MY BODY THE WAY IT IS" And